Find me a heaven on earth

[freakazoid]

Bloody hell, what is this world coming to? There just isn't a place on God's green earth where a poor guy can be waited on by stunning topless girls, fed grapes and beer by more girls and be treated like a king for a few days. Everything and anything just costs money nowadays. Shoot the damn guy who invented this curse. The last few months I have found that before you ask a girl anything, she first needs to know what car you drive, where you stay, the status of your bank account etc. It's only then she decides to look at things like personality, sense of humour, looks and so on. The fact that I caught a 100kg shark last week with a 12kg line doesn't mean a damn thing. I could be superman and it won't make any difference to a good looking woman of today, unless I arrive in a 450slc merc or a 944 porsche turbo. Stuff the fact that I can save the world, have xray and heat vision and can fly.

Get a life girls. There's more to life than a full wallet.

For the time of your life visit Mossel Bay.

[JMB]

Freakazoid, when you find the topless girls and grapes thing please let me know straight away and I'll be over liek a shot to give you a bit of moral suppor (a text message will do fine, but a photo message would be even better even better )